I've got a valid political strategy to win back the Presidency.....

[Wat_Tyler]

We invade the Soviet Union. Instantly, the Republican effort in Iraq looks kinda lame. Iraq's pretty small compared to the Soviet Behemoth - I mean, it's really just a bit of desert - but the Soviet Union - hey, that's a proper big country. We'll get all the crazy wingnut vote locked up tight, we'll outflank the Republicans. And the great thing is - the Soviet Union no longer exists - so we wouldn't even need an army - we could just say we did it, I mean - no one could prove us wrong. Then, while the Republicans are busy scratching their heads trying to find the Soviet Union on a map, we sneak up behind them - give them a wedgie - an atomic wedgie, mind - and poof! Morning in America. What say you, proud patriots?

[shraby]

1. Put down whatever your smoking

[jeff30997]

2. Gimme some before you put it down !

[SKKY]

3. Puff, Puff, Give. Quit Bogarding the weed.

[roguevalley]

4. You anarchist, you. Like your name. ;)

[prolesunited]

5. I'm sticking with Bat_Boy

He's got a *much* better plan.

[Wat_Tyler]

6. Women - feh. They'll always go for a guy with a badger.

[Bat Boy]

11. If your plan had a badger, she'd like you too.

Proles gets a happy badger.

[NightTrain]

7. The Soviet Union ceased to exist in December 1991.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I thought you should know!

[Wat_Tyler]

8. Yeah.

Kinda the whole point of the plan, there.

[prolesunited]

9. He must not have read your post

very well. It wasn't even in the fine print.

[Susang]

10. Too many words, not enough pictures

He got distracted by something shiny. ADD's a bitch. :evilgrin: