Will whoever has my TV remote PLEASE give it f*cking back???

[dolo amber]

Seriously...I mean, I have the cable remote to change channels, but as it is of no use with the volume it's massively annoying.

A joke is a joke, but please...really...it's been a week, ffs. :grr:

[ewagner]

1. Stealing a remote is

cruel....just plain mean..............

[Lavender Brown]

2. did you check under the couch cushions?

They always seem to end up there

[dolo amber]

3. I've looked everywhere

up to and including the refrigerator. x(

[Lone_Star_Dem]

16. Found mine in the freezer next to the ice cream once.

Guess what I was eating while I was watching TV? :P

[underpants]

4. I know where it is

the last place you put it.

:bounce:

Do you have one of those remote finder features? Will it kill you to get up and cross the room? (I know it would me).

[dolo amber]

5. Well, clearly it won't kill me

as that's what I've been doing for the week it's been missing. :P

;)

[cags]

6. The remote fairy took it. She took 2 of mine and she never gives it back

[candy]

7. I found mine in a jacket pocket once---God knows why I put it there

[Benhurst]

8. Sorry. I really shouldn't have taken it; but I haven't been able

to find mine for over a month now, and I was getting desperate. :silly:

[Patiod]

9. I'm not allowed to use mine if there is a male in the house

Chauvanist Remote Policies......Grrrr....

[ret5hd]

10. only, and i mean ONLY, if you change that f*cking attitude!

[redqueen]

11. I've come very close

to supergluing mine to a helium-filled mylar baloon or something.

[saltpoint]

12. I think I saw Jeb Bush --

-- stuff it into a satchel on his way to southeast asia.

[WilliamPitt]

13. It's in my bottom

I can change channels by flexing the cheeks.

[dolo amber]

14. Well, I *did* finally find it in the bowels...

of the Lazy-Boy...nice try, tho. :D

[MissMillie]

15. now that's talent

good show

[Thor_MN]

17. Sorry, but I needed to scratch.... They was itchy.

[flygal]

18. Those things need a tracking device

Some could make a lot of money with like a clapper response system.

[kick-ass-bob]

19. Did you find it yet?

*giggle* *snicker*

It's missing again...

[the Princess]

20. Waving your remote at you!!

"You have to catch me first!!"

*runs away with remote*

LOL

[Done]

21. I want $20,000 in small unmarked bills.

...placed in the waste basket outside the 7-11.

[madinmaryland]

22. Its been great keeping your channel stuck on Faux News!

:evilgrin: