Grover Norquist's New Year's resolutions

[TeddyKGB]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dc/index.php#new-years-resolutions-of-the-famousfordc-028663

Americans for Tax Reform pres. Grover Norquist: "I just bought a new shotgun and I am getting married in April, so in 2005 I resolve to fulfill my demographic destiny and become more conservative."

:scared:

Not sure if I should be more afraid of the shotgun, the fact that a woman finds him attractive enough to marry him, or his desire "to fulfill my demographic destiny and become more conservative".

Obviously, his fiancee should fear the shotgun.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Someone is willing to mate with that....thing, that creature?

Is she in a coma? Can she speak English? I can imagine what her personal ad was like: "My type of guy is a chubby nazi, drunk on power, who hates to shave and is bent on destroying our country in the hopes of making his friends in Washington richer."

[TeddyKGB]

2. "Give us a kiss, honey."

[ldf]

3. oh, i thought it was to go buy a sledge hammer

so he could finish off the bathtub.

:mad:

[mark414]

4. MORE conservative?

is that possible?

[ragin_acadian]

5. hmmm. i thought it should have been

to not mention saudi arabia when he's writing osama's speeches.

but that's just me.