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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:43 AM
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I'm leaving my girlfriend.
Oh, wait. She's got all my shit. Never mind.
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nine23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:44 AM
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1. What's she look like?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:47 AM
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4. The kind of eyes you could lose yourself in, lips like heaven, the softest
skin you'd ever imagine, a face that tells me every day just how much she loves me, tits like a stripper's....

Yeah, she's history.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:48 AM
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10. Fuck you, Robert Fucking Smith.
I don't care - you cannot 'lick each other with cream' on my watch.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:45 AM
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2. I'm not leaving my wife.
Because, no matter how bad it gets, she's the only other person in Western Canada who likes the Go Betweens. What else can a guy do?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:47 AM
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5. As I'm recently spoken for,
I hope you guys work it out...otherwise I'd have to be heartbroken. :cry:


;)
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:49 AM
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14. Nah, we're cool - just a little local difficulty.
Never marry the class above yours - bloody middle class people. :evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:48 AM
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11. Your wife IS my girlfriend.
Wear the cuckold's hat proudly, my friend. Wear it proudly.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:46 AM
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3. What the fuck, Hedges?
You shouldn't fuck around like this--I hear she's awfully prickly.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:47 AM
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6. Only her personality.
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nine23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:48 AM
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9. Mmm...Prickly.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:48 AM
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12. It's the brain penis, y'know
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:49 AM
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13. I'm going to start pronouncing that as "prick-ly"
It means almost the same thing.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:47 AM
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7. When my first wife left me I came out OK
I got to keep all my underwear.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:48 AM
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8. Listen to the wisdom of 2get-her
"The hardest part of breaking up-is getting back your stuff......"

http://www.lyricsbox.com/2-gether-lyrics-the-hardest-part-of-breaking-up-s2mtcql.html
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:50 AM
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15. If I didn't love her, 'twouldn't be a problem.
:cry:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:54 AM
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16. Finlay! I can get laid!!!!!!!
I mean........go hiking!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:55 AM
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17. Finlay? What the fuck is that, Sindarin?
Go jam your eight-sided die up your ass, hippie.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:57 AM
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18. You reveal your geek roots, Mr Gray.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:00 AM
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20. Hey man, I can read appendicies same as anyone
And the posthumously published stuff too... and I bought a Tolkien decoder ring. But it was YEARS ago. More than one--by definition! Jeez.

:eyes:
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:03 AM
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22. Ah, The Silmarillion.
The White Pages in Elvish.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:11 AM
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26. I already knew you had some inner geekery
Edited on Sat Jan-01-05 03:11 AM by jpgray
But can you use "geodesic" in a DU post?
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:13 AM
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27. No, but I did attempt to start a Hendrix vs Stockhausen music war.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:14 AM
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28. Dude. He played fucking *electric* guitar!!!
Edited on Sat Jan-01-05 03:14 AM by jpgray
That's electronic composition at its most elevated.


And now I seriously am going to bed.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:16 AM
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29. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'll join you.
And I mean that literally - watch out for my TARDIS.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 02:58 AM
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19. Its got 20 sides ya puke!!!!
Go flank the mast you moss-patty!

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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:00 AM
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21. Don't listen to him - he couldn't get a hit bonus with Anduril, ferchrist!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:04 AM
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23. That's too fucking geodesic
I want something hard and angular and painful to go up there. Like a 1973 Brian Eno.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:06 AM
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24. Or a 1988 Glenn Danzig???
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:10 AM
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25. If you wanna find hell with him, sure
But I'm going to bed. Good night, DU.

:hi:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 03:35 AM
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30. Happy New Y!
:thumbsup:
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