Here's some higher math: 2 hours sleep + 2 white russians =

[JimmyJazz]

3 sheets to the wind!

Hi everybody - can i just say that I love you all - except for Wat_Tyler - him I really can't stand :hi:

[Taverner]

1. Would you like a Coffee and Baileys?

And some Sonic Youth?

[JimmyJazz]

5. That will not do much for my sobriety, but it sure sounds

tasty! :hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

2. I LOVE YOU, TOO JIMMYJAZZ!!

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

9. You do not! You are just posting so that you can hit 1,000

and we can put up the CLW threads: Woo Hoo Cyndee Lou and Isn't Cyndee Lou great and Cyndee Lou rocks :headbang: - I've got your number, missy. Put up your own "I'm drunk" thread.

Whew - it's a good thing they don't give out tickets for PUI

Oh and note to self: Send Skinner thank you note for spell check!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Wait...2+2=3?

Uhhh...ok, makes sense, but remember I went to school in Texas. :dunce:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Silly red stater, you!

It's that publci skool edumacation!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

4. Have some of that tequila, that always gets my blood pumping!

[JimmyJazz]

6. You really have to get a better picture of the cabo! While I admit

that is my beverage of choice, Sammy really scares me :scared: and now I need someone to hold me.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

11. But, the party's in the bottle!

OK, how's this:


yawn... boring!!

[JimmyJazz]

12. I like the blue bottle, myself

and it's not boring - okay, maybe a little

But Sammy really does scare me!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. Me too... but it's funny, admit it.

although, since you're drunk I can see how it might make you want to :puke:

[frictionlessO]

27. 4 more posts! 4 more posts!!

post something dammit!!

[JimmyJazz]

28. C'mon - you Stoner - give up the posts!

You know you want to!

[Politicub]

8. You sound like you could use what I call a smokey treat

;)

[JimmyJazz]

10. .

:shrug: Que es esta?

[Taverner]

14. Are these the smokey treats that Cheech and Chong might like?

[JimmyJazz]

17. Well slap me silly and roll me a spliff!

I can be obtuse sometimes, but ya'll already knew that!

[sundog]

13. But but but... I thought you were pure as the driven snow!

My role model... *sniff*... Now my illusions have all been shattered! :cry:

Damn you! :P

[JimmyJazz]

16. Wherever did you get that idea?

I think I know - do you know something I should know and if so, will you not tell me here?

[sundog]

21. I will never tell!

I have been sworn to secrecy!

Now hit me on the nose again :7

[JimmyJazz]

24. With this?

Consider yourself swatted by JanieJones and be done with your silly self :7

[JohnKleeb]

18. 2 hours of sleep? thats a shame, even I get more than that on bad nights

[JimmyJazz]

20. Olivia has a cold and conjunctivitis

Two hours is all either of us slept last night.

[JohnKleeb]

23. thats too bad

Is that your 3 year old? who's the other one and how old is she?
My three year old brother Tom was sick the past week too, he's still up, and being obnoxious, he was yelling at me earlier like always.

[JimmyJazz]

25. No - Gillian is 3, Olivia will be 7 on the 28th of December!

[JohnKleeb]

29. Oh I see

I need to find a picture of my brother and post it then post a pic of me at the same age, we look exactly the same.

[frictionlessO]

19. I assume we have your permission to take full advantage of

your drunkeness?

a haiku for you

Jimmy Jazz got drunk
and then decided to post
she uses spell check.

horridly boring, yes?

[JimmyJazz]

22. me, the haiku or both?

:hi: you're almost there, luv!

[frictionlessO]

26. actually that would have to be all about me... horrid .. boring...

and nonsensical!!

:bounce: :hug:

Im trying!

edit:PUI

[JimmyJazz]

30. I find you to be none of those things. But, then again

I'm 3 sheets to the wind! Just kidding luv - you know I lurve you :loveya:

[Deja Q]

31. I thought 2 hrs sleep + 2 white russians = 4 maids a'milkin'!

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

32. Oh sweetie - It's been 3 years since these maids have milked!

:7

[FuzzySlippers]

33. Hi JimmyJazz!

:hi: I'm several sheets to the wind, too. I can barely type.

[JimmyJazz]

34. So it should be a group thank you to Skinner for spell check?

Hi sweetie!

[FuzzySlippers]

35. Spel chek? Thier's a spel chec?

[JimmyJazz]

36. Yassum - it's the little button on the left - use it wisely! It comes in

mighty handy for those of us who occassionally pui - and hit CLW's 1,000 post thread - it's getting good in there!

[BigMcLargehuge]

37. hey there three-sheets Jimmy

how many fingers am I holding up?

[JimmyJazz]

38. Um....all of them?

shit - I failed this test once before, too. Drat.

Drive me drunk ociffer, I'm home. :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

39. hmmmm... you got that one right though

I guess you can go! Unless you feel the need to sing the alphabet song backwards?

[JimmyJazz]

41. Give me your telephone number and I'll sing in your ear

and you will like it! :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

44. must... resist... the urge... to... PM...

:evilgrin:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

40. psst... not suggesting you 'take advantage'... but you'd likely kick

her ASS in a trivia challenge right now!


Just sayin' :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

42. Whose side are you on in this anyway! Besides, I heard it

was going to be me and you against Big and Short Bus!

[BigMcLargehuge]

45. I would never take advantage of you that way, I'm a gentleman

I figure if I am going to get my ass kicked in trivia, it should be by someone sober!

[JimmyJazz]

47. C'mon! I'll be gentle!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

48. I just long for your wit and charm....

:loveya:
We are so going to kick their asses!!

[JimmyJazz]

49. Sure, sure - it's whenever Big gets around to it - oh wait!

Here comes one now:

[miss_kitty]

43. Dang I Love white russians

I love 'em more if ya put a spritz of soda in 'em

I ain't nothin' but a girl drink drunk!

[JimmyJazz]

46. Never say I don't share my toys:

Happy now?

[miss_kitty]

50. that's nice

but kinda not my type!

Thanks, anyway! :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

51. It's the only white russian I could find in my haze!

:hi: Sweetie - I'm just flying by here! I hope your day is going well. :)

[miss_kitty]

52. I had my mind here:

I'm fine! hope everything is ok with you
:hi: