You've got to try the Church Sign Generator!

[displacedtexan]

I made this one:




http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

(Click on the Baptist Church picture)

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Too cool!

I've got to try it!

[GingerSnaps]

2. Can you imagine if a parishioner were to sell kittens out of the church

I wonder what the sign would say on it :shrug:

[chicagojoe]

5. Pussy For Sale

[disillusioned1]

3. Tee Hee

[chicagojoe]

4. I always like reading the signs...

...in front of the church on the Simpsons

[mcscajun]

6. I checked some of the links on that page...

...and I'm not surprised to see there are 'resource books' for churches to use in making up those 'witty' come-ons on the signs outside their churches.

So many puns...so few good writers. :)

[sniffa]

7. hehehe

[Squatch]

8. What's an "Alter boy"?

[sniffa]

9. y'know

those sexy LittLe bitches in white robes

[Squatch]

10. Oh...an "altAr boy"

I thought you meant something like "altered boy"

[eaprez]

11. I don't know how to paste mine here....I wrote....

'SURPRISE! GOD IS A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!