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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 01:12 PM
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When YOU negotiate with yourself.......
do you do it when noone is home?

is it improper to ask your significant other to help you negotiate with yourself?

I'm confused, please help.....
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 01:13 PM
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1. By "negotiate", are you referring to masturbation?
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 01:14 PM
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2. oh my eyes...what language....
I don't know. I would like to explore the world of negotiating with one self...whatever that is.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 01:15 PM
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3. I usually win...
...even if I have to kick my ass to make my point. :crazy:

* is completely insane, can we go now?
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Boswells_Johnson Donating Member (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:00 PM
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4. When I negotiate with myself, I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
Sorry, a variation on an old George Carlin joke:)
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