Would you do this for your kid?

[peacefreak]

My daughter is going to a bachelorette party & doesn't have time to get a gift. She asked me to go to the local "naughty store" & pick her up a nice whip or cat-o-nine tails. I'm thinking basic black, with the nice red ribbon wrapped around it. :evilgrin: ;-)

[thom1102]

1. Sure!

You are a hip, happening, with it mom. It's all in good fun!

[xchrom]

2. you are the best!

i can't think of a nicer gift -- well maybe one or two other things -- but it's right up there.B-)

[WillParkinson]

3. Hell no!

Why should someone else get better toys than me?

[TXlib]

4. Make sure it's something useable, and not just a gag gift

If the girl in question isn't into a little spanking now and then, a flogger is a waste of money.

A good, safe bet is a strap-on vibrator, the kind molded from jelly rubber into an animal shape that engages the entire erogenous area.

That will get good use, I'm sure.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. My mother picked me up with 3 trash bags full of 70s porn films

One fine day I walked past a theater undergoing renovation. Knowing that it was a former porn theater, I looked in the dumpster and lo! reels of film. I called my bf and we both started salvaging reels. When we were done I called my mother and said, "Hi, Mom. We're standing on the corner of ___ & ___ with three waist-high stacks of old porn films. Can you come pick us up?"
"I'll be right there."

[northzax]

6. whips

make baby jesus cry. You should get something nice, like a family bible, with the words of our lord written in red. something the lucky bride can use and learn as she becomes subservient to her master and husband.

[proud patriot]

7. Sure ....Why not ..

:shrug: