Everyone clam down about my LYING and CAPTION this

[underpants]

[LynneSin]

1. I prayed with Pat Robertson and Jesus told us the CIA did it

nuff said!

[underpants]

2. What I have is 'sperience...you need that to pile s**t this high

:thumbsdown:

[thom1102]

3. Gee, He looks a lot more gray than he did three years ago

All that lying taking it's toll?

[cosmicdot]

4. W: How can I be a great warrior king like this?

There should be rules against asking the great warrior king questions which make it sound like I lied or something. I leave the advantages of the home press playing field back in the God-faring flag-waving SUV-driving jobless recovering US of A, and, people want to focus on something said months ago or yesterday ... what about now and the now after? Did ya'll think about that? That's why I was made an honorary NeoCon. 'Look, there is no doubt in my mind that Saddam Hussein was a threat to the world peace. There's no doubt in my mind that, when it's all said and done, the facts will show the world the truth.' God is talking to me more frequently, and it seems that Murphy Brown's laws may be involved ... the more one sells a bill of goods, like Osama or Saddam, the less likely people will believe what your selling - kind of like those WMDs -- they'll be in the last place one looks - isn't that always the case - see, Dan Quayle was right about Murphy and her laws?

[underpants]

5. See! Look! no shakes I ain't got no shakes

:beer:

[Tyler Durden]

6. "Mr. Churchill, be patient. Ve are coming!"

OH MY GAWD, I'M CHANNELING HITLER AGAIN! Hey, this feels kinda nice!

[skip fox]

7. ". . . and I don't get it why people don't get it! Sixteen lousy words!

That's it. Hell, there are streetsigns with more words! And they were technically correct.
Besides, everybody's happy Saddam's long gone. We're happy. The world's happy. And
my dad is ecstatic! What's not to get? How can anybody be be so shallow or shirt-sighted?
Sixteen lousy words. . . Geez."

[regularguy]

8. 'We could argue all day about who lied to who about what...

... Why don't we all just admit that we were wrong and forget the whole thing?"

(with apologies to Homer Simpson)

[regularguy]

9. "GOOD NEWS: British agents have recently discovered that

our huge deficts are actually surpluses! Whaddaya say to that you liberal, pansy, blame America first, Jew boy, tree hugging, fetus dissing, war hatin',college wuss freaking readers of books?!?!?!?"

[skip fox]

10. "wus freaking"???

nice

:toast:

[skip fox]

11. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[talkinghand]

12. "Sieg... " (getting ready to Heil)

.

[MGKrebs]

13. I will get to the bottom of this.

We will hunt down whoever replaced my imperial, I mean Presidential, seal on this podium, we will drain the swamp, dead or alive, weapons of something, The French, terrorism, and end of story.

[myomy]

14. Hold on now, I just read the speech, I don’t write it.

.

[talkinghand]

15. I think I will start telling people to "clam down"

that's a good one and a trend I think could catch on!

P.S. this is a comment on the subject line, not a caption!

[trof]

16. Yeah, used to be "clam up".

Change of direction.
;-)

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Clam?

[underpants]

21. OKAY OKAY I didn't notice it until it was too late

I guess I had my mind on something else. :evilgrin:

[thom1102]

18. Simma Down Na

visions of Cheri O'Teri

[cosmicdot]

19. now, that IS one of my favorite expressions

simmer down na

Summer, Donna - now, stretch it out

[stickdog]

20. I know that the that "revisionist history" is all the rage nowadays, but

I'm still confident the earth is just as flat as I said it was back when I decided to invade Iraq.

[CO Liberal]

22. *** singing *** "I'm a Little Teapot, Short and Stout...."

"Here is my handelator, here is my spout."

:-)