kid is lost in the mall. security guard asks if he's ok. the kid says i lost my grampa. so the guard says, what's he like? the kid replies, jack daniels and chicks with big tits.
Bush and Cheney are sitting in a diner. The waitress walks up and says "Are you ready to order." Bush says "yes I am hon, can I have a quickie?" Cheney rolls his eyes and says "George, that's pronounced quiche."
after the election. The repub says, "so now we can all make peace and get along". The dem says, "ok..I'll hug your elephant and you can kiss my :dem: "
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