I am now a FULL-FLEDGED lesbian!!

[matcom]

self-proclaimed of course.

COME HERE NSMA (and all my OTHER fellow lesbians) and give me a :*

:D

i'm now one of YOU! REALLY!

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

1. So God really is a woman!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. Are you wearing a plaid flannel shirt?

:spank: I can't believe I typed that. :spank:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I didn't realize lesbians had feathers...

<rimshot>

[KamaAina]

4. Sure, but are you a baby bloodsucking vampire lesbian whore?

HA! I thought not! Impostor!

I am, and I'm quite sure of it, 'cause a whole bunch of anti-choicers told me I was one day while I was defending a clinic in New Orleans. And since they're so godly, they would never, ever bear false witness against their neighbor, so I guess it's true :-)

[trof]

5. You got ID?

Need to check it, ya know.
If you ain't got your NAL* card, you're just passin'.
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*National Association of Lesbians

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. *Shows my NAL card*

can you point me to lioness please

[plcdude]

Problem

I consider myself a lesbian too. Does that mean we could.... o never mind

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Not so fast

show me your power tools. :freak:

[trof]

9. Busted!

[matcom]

12. i got peanuts

and whipped creme :D

[GOPisEvil]

13. That's for CatWoman!

She's the peanuts/whipped cream maven!

[matcom]

14. SHIT!!

i can NEVER get it all straight x(

[lumberingbear]

21. "Straight" ?????????????

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. I hate peanuts..I am taking your lebianism away

hand over all the plaid flannel shirts now!

[matcom]

20. can i keep the coveralls?

and Hoe?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. well

ok

[brainshrub]

7. But you're a guy.

That would mean you like to have sex wth men.

[Up2Late]

8. I Love Lesbians

:loveya:I think I'm a lesbian in a man's body:hug:

At least you have a lot of places on the Internet to get great Porn!

[Courtesy Flush]

10. Damn! More competition!

Actually, I'm not in circulation :)

Congrats! Hope it works out for you.

[Lex]

11. Oh sure, it's all happiness and light now . . .

. . . but don't forget about the gay-bashings and the harassment by co-workers and that sort of thing.

Sad but true for real lesbians.

[MrScorpio]

17. How dare you start a lesbian thread without consulting me?

For a FULL-FLEDGED lesbian, you've got pretty big balls.

[Tweed]

18. Well you do like having sex with women

[Skittles]

19. time for a les joke classic

I saw a lesbian comic on TV saying she gets tired of being asked if a bad sexual experience turned her into a lesbian; she said IF THAT WAS TRUE *ALL* WOMEN WOULD BE LESBIANS. :D

[bergamot]

22. Then

Were you only a partially-fledged lesbian before? If so, how did you become more fledged?

[lumberingbear]

23. uh, Matcom......

we're going to have to delay sending you your toaster, until further investigation!