I'm going to be sitting on Satan's lap today

[WilliamPitt]

Any messages for him?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. And this is different from any other day how?

*g*

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[StopTheMorans]

2. take your son back, he's fucking up our country

according to "religion", the people in hell deserve him, we don't...

[gottalickbush]

3. Sure

tell him my ex, his brother, is a total jerk! :nuke: LOL

[sniffa]

4. i want a red rider beebee gun

[TommyO]

10. You'll shoot your eye out!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Again? What the hell?

;) :hi:

[blondeatlast]

6. Who's his servant: Michael Jackson, the DA, or the wacko parents?

Or is it all of them?

[matcom]

7. careful!

my ex-wife's lap is very fragile

[gottalickbush]

9. Hey

we must've married into the same family!

[NewJeffCT]

8. Congratulate Satan on a job well done

In getting Bush re-elected & for getting people to believe he is a man of God.

[stellanoir]

11. yeah

If it's not too much trouble, then please remind him that he was far more endearing back in the days of enchantment when he was Pan.

You may just save the world by offering up this gentle reminder and thereby eradicate this stupid myth.

Then again, he might just get irked and totally scorch ya. If memory serves, he's prone to extreme mood swings.

Be careful.

[Phillycat]

12. Locking.

No sex threads. :evilgrin:

[meow2u3]

13. Tell'em to go back to Hell where he came from

And take his kids, George, Dick, Condi, Donald, Alberto, John, Colin, Michael--and especially Karl--with him!

[DinahMoeHum]

19. "His kids" just might take over the place from him!!

:evilgrin:

[Deb]

14. Oh shit, I read that as Santa

Need'n coffee.

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. please pass along my regard to Mr. Spiggot

[BuelahWitch]

16. You've got an interview with Cheney today?

And the f*cker would only do it if you sit on his lap? EWWWW! ;)

[VelmaD]

17. Just be careful about any...

"bad touching". ;)

[TheMightyFavog]

18. Tell him

To tell the rest of his fellow NHL Players to suck it up, accept the slary cap, and get back to playing hockey.

[Arkana]

20. Tell him to haunt Dumbya's dreams for a while