What Would You Name Your Band?

[datasuspect]

Effexor (with umlauts)

or

The Jesus Blood Cult

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. War President and the Weapons of Mass Destruction

[catzies]

2. Divine Brown's Pimp

I think your first one (even with the umlauts) would get you sued.

[Placebo]

3. The Sideways

or "series parallel" maybe "corporate queens"

[Fenris]

4. Jesus Christ Supercollider

Ëffëxör is a great name though.;)

[datasuspect]

holy shit

i just spit jack and coke out through my nose on that one!

[Semi_subversive]

5. My son named his band the Pimp-Ass Lollies

Thankfully, they changed it to Hooligan. I wanted them to name it The Moist Towellettes.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. I like Moist Towellettes. I first thought of that years ago. Please send

2 dollars royalty!

[Semi_subversive]

21. You mean you haven't received it yet?

Must have gotten lost in the mail.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Ernie and the Rubber Duckies.

THAT would KICK ASS!
Duckie

[Left Is Write]

8. Diacritic And The Umlauts

[politicat]

9. That one's good!!

[hangemhigh]

10. Chainsaw Kittens. NT

[djeseru]

11. Knives & candy

Saw it written on a moving box I borrowed from friends.

Edited: a goof-up

[Book Lover]

12. Anarchy Fetus

And only pregnant woman can perform - once you give birth, you're gone!

[Smirking_Chimp]

13. The Diebold Bros. Band

[chaska]

14. I've been thinking about putting a band together and calling it...

'Mourning Has Broken' (get it? like the Cat Stevens song but with a U. Okay, it's not supposed to be funny).

[sakabatou]

15. Mine

Bled Blue Blood
Spring-loaded
Swordfish
Redtails
pResident Select
Twang

others...

[Abelman]

16. Championship Vinyl

It's a cool name, thank you Mr. Hornby.

[judaspriestess]

17. SMUT n/t

[Phillycat]

23. AWESOME.

[Spiffarino]

18. Scattered Smothered and Covered

or...

Hetero Sapiens
Rat Bastard
Grape Smuggler and the Banana Hammocks

[MrSlayer]

19. Huge In Japan

Since every Metal band is, the name seems appropriate.

[CarbonDate]

20. Mondale

No? Okay, how about....

Zima Sausages?

(Okay, that'd be something only Green Bay natives would get, but still....)

[chenGOD]

22. Illegal Music Downloaders

Don't go with "Jesus Blood Cult" otherwise Dubya will be showing up at your gigs (pros: brings good coke and lots of liquor; cons: well, that list would take up a lot of space....)

;)

[ghostsofgiants]

24. We'd be a gangsta rap outfit called The Joint Chiefs

I'll be Don "Rumble" Rumsfeld and someone else will be Dick "Chainsaw" Cheney from Halliburton Projects. Our first cd will be called "Strmin' Like Norman" and our first single will be called "Bombs on your Moms", produced by the Neptunes.


No one will get the joke.


(Yeah, stole that from the Boondocks. I'm an unoriginal bastard.)

[chenGOD]

25. There's a band called The Joint Chiefs in Edmonton, Alberta

Or at least there used to be. I think they broke up though...

[Tsiyu]

26. Oh the possibilities

Was in one called "Blind Roofer"

and "Smashed."

Today, I'd just name the band "Duane"

[StoneCold513]

27. Some friends and I are trying to form a band...

...but with little to no success. The only name we came up with was "Shatterd Glass".:shrug: Go figure...

[Feathered Fish]

28. Starving Feces

get it? Ha.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

29. The Screaming Pierogies

Since I'm a fairly new Pittsburgher (for 5 more months)