THIS JUST IN!!! Bush to get Breast IMPLANTS!

[ShaneGR]

(Reuters) July 14, 2003- President Bush while explaining the problem with having size 4A breasts. The President is scheduled to receive an "upgrade" to a 34C cup size on Friday.

[Remark]

1. Oh c'mon this is stupid

We shouldn't be spending our time trying to take pictures out of context and making captions. It makes our side look shallow.

There is plenty of important stuff to bash Bush on.

[Vitruvius]

4. But mocking Bu$h is important too...

besides, it feels so good...

Besides which -- sometimes it's easier to survive attacks than being laughed at.

So let's hit Bu$h* with everything we've got. Including mockery & ridicule.

[RetroLounge]

5. Oh come on, forgeting how to laugh

makes one look shallow...

[thermodynamic]

2. I was thinking he could use brain implants instead,

but his ass is already so full of his ego that there's no room left. Indeed, his ego outgrew his dick (not the Cheney 'dick') a loooong time ago.

[Norbert]

3. Why not?

He already had a prostetic scrotum on the aircraft carrier.