Theresa Heinz vs. Laura Bush: Mud Wrestling. Who wins?
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Sat Dec-04-04 09:52 PM
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Theresa Heinz vs. Laura Bush: Mud Wrestling. Who wins?
I say Theresa, how about you?
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Sat Dec-04-04 09:53 PM
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Sat Dec-04-04 09:53 PM
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2. Bush may lead, but Heinz will 'ketchup'.
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:24 PM
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Sat Dec-04-04 09:53 PM
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Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 09:54 PM by Sannum
Laura would be too zonked out on Gin and xanax.
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That's not right. Regardless, Teresa has the capability of beating Laura's drugged up ass down!
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Sat Dec-04-04 09:55 PM
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5. How about a spelling contest?
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:07 PM
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But, if I were her, I'd walk across the parking lot quickly after the match to avoid being run over by Laura "I've killed once, I'll kill again" Bush
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:09 PM
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7. Laura because KKKarl Rove will smear Teresa before the match even starts.
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:09 PM
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8. Laura would be too busy trying to keep her legs crossed
While Therea would pounce on her like a bat out of hell.
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:13 PM
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Laura's too much of a pushover.
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:21 PM
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Sat Dec-04-04 10:57 PM
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13. Theresa would win, but ...
in a 5-4 margin, Laura would be crowned "Mud Wrestling Queen" by the judges.
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Sat Dec-04-04 11:08 PM
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Sat Dec-04-04 11:34 PM
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Who comes up with these ideas?
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Sat Dec-04-04 11:48 PM
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16. Just remember, Laura has killed people
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