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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:22 AM
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Kleeb robot to chat lonely hot women out of their knickers.
NEW YORK (AFP) - New York's growing population of hot wimmen will be able to buy companionship in the form of a 45-centimeter (18-inch) robot, made to resemble the Kleebster.

Grape-smuggling Kleeb, who is dressed as a lounge lizard and can sing half a dozen Barry White songs, has the seduction power of a young Tom Jones, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney all rolled into one, its software designer said.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:27 AM
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1. sounds absolutely stunning!
:evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:28 AM
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2. WOW!
How much does it cost? I need some KLEEBSTER!
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MatrixEscape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:31 AM
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3. Can it be used as bait? n/t
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:32 AM
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4. The Kleeb faithful have graced my thread!
Edited on Thu Dec-02-04 11:32 AM by crispini
I'm so happy I could cry! :cry:

The Kleeb be with you, brothers and sisters.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:43 AM
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5. We need more Kleebies...
Followers of the KLEEBSTER!
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:47 AM
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6. But...
will this Kleeb robot pay any attention to Janesez???
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:51 AM
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8. LOL.
Ok, now my coworkers are looking at me.

And I could never, ever explain the humor in any coherent fashion.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:52 AM
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9. Only TRUE followers of the
Kleebters know for sure! *raised eyebrow
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:49 AM
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7. But will he still respect me in the morning?
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