I need to procrastinate. Ask me anything!`

[Plaid Adder]

All my usual methods have failed...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[CO Liberal]

1. I'll Think of a Question Later....

:-)

[kedrys]

2. k, i'll bite...

what's with all the people being hypnotized by that new scent dispersion gizmo that releases a little puff of smoke every few seconds? those commercials creep me out.

(on edit: typo)

[Plaid Adder]

4. Is that that new "scent stories" CD Glade is advertising?

I don't watch TV any more so I don't really see the commercials but one of them came up on radio. We could figure out WTF these things are supposed to be for. You put them on and you sniff the room every few seconds as t he narrative unfolds? The hell?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[kedrys]

9. Yeah, those

The TV ads feature people and pets just watching the damn thing emit little puffs of smoke as "proof" that it's working. Weird.

[Plaid Adder]

10. "Proof" that your home is filling up with chemical fog

of unknown composition. This is good why?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[kedrys]

16. I guess 'cause most people don't make their own scented candles

from all-natural ingredients.

(Although the S.O. has complained on occasion of feeling trapped inside a giant blueberry muffin) :)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oooooh...read this!!!

Eh, I'll post something interesting later.

[Bluzmann57]

5. Why not wait until tomorrow?

It may be a better day to procrastinate. Or maybe even the next day.

[katinmn]

6. What are you avoiding?

what noxious chore has you looking for an escape?

[Plaid Adder]

7. Work.

What else?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[russian33]

8. Spell 'procrastinate'

I'll use it in a sentence: "The Plaid Adder said that he needs to Procrastinate."

[Scrooge]

11. procrastinator here.

Why do today what you could do tommorrow?

[loudestchick]

12. If it isn't magic, how does santa distribute all those toys?

[Plaid Adder]

15. Transporter technology stolen from the future. n/t

[loudestchick]

17. Wow! Does he let the tooth fairy borrow it or does she have to fly?

[sans qualia]

13. How many prime number are there between 1 and 1 million?

[Plaid Adder]

14. More than one but less than a million! n/t