Bush twins give birth to Julia Roberts

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In an event that has the modern scientific community baffled, yesterday the Bush twins gave birth to Julia Robert replicates. Jenna and Barbara Bush, who have been secretly "toying" in the field of biogensis for well over a decade, are ecstatic over the new bundles of joy that arrived yesterday. "Eugenics was really something that our father wanted us to get into, boy did we ever!" said a breast-feeding Jenna Bush at a Whitehouse news conference. Physicians at Walter Reed Medical Hospital were concerned over how the Bush family obtained DNA from Hollywood sweetheart, actress Julia Roberts and if that DNA would be compatible with the Bush twins DNA. "Hey! When your daddy is President of the United States and has several MAJOR corporations in his back pocket, that opens certain doors!" said an overtly protective Barbara Bush. The revelation of the Bush twins pregnancies has sent shock waves through the political, religious and cultural corridors of American society. A pediatrician close to the Whitehouse has confirmed that the two offspring of the Bush twins indeed have three small 6's on their foreheads, causing great concern among religious groups. President Bush was quick to quash any speculation or rumors, "Look small children have "birth marks", they are small babies, not demon spawn." the President added "America is under attack, the forces of evil are on the rampage across the globe, if these two babies will usher us into a new century of progress in American society than I have no choice but to put the country into their hands." Hollywood sources have speculated that the Bush twins have wanted to break into the Hollywood scene for sometime now. Hollywood gossip columnist AJ Benza, "Well cloning a major Hollywood actress and giving birth to her demon spawn is certainly one way of breaking into the entertainment industry, that and having a gazillion dollars doesn't hurt either."