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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:17 AM
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God is an atheist!
Someone prove me wrong. ;)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:18 AM
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1. I am therefore I am
theres your proof!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:19 AM
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2. NO I'M NOT!!
Oh Crap! My secret is out!
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cavanaghjam Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:20 AM
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3. He didn't used to be.
He's lost faith in Himself. But He saw it coming.
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MessiahRp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:23 AM
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4. Actually he is
If you're to read into the bibles teachings they constantly rail churches as the only places of faith.

Catholics in the Vatican have pushed hard to make sure that their followers stay fairly uneducated to this fact (or how else does their multi-billion dollar con job work?).

Rp
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:26 AM
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5. I believe She is an agnostic.
She's not sure if She believes in humans.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:26 AM
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6. God has nice tits!
I always wanted to say that.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 02:36 AM
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7. find out at "The Official GOD FAQ"
http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
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Spock_is_Skeptical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 03:25 AM
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9. Such a great FAQ - it's really all you'd ever need to know.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 03:00 AM
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8. We live as we dream as we die...
alone.

There ain't no "god".
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 03:42 AM
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10. God lacks the ability to disbelieve in itself
because it has no ego. To be an atheist requries the belief in no God but God would have no way of not knowing it was God.

Does that work?



I like the way you think.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-28-04 03:50 AM
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11. who gives a shit
hand me a viper!
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