Crazy Thoughts Thread! Post your crazy thoughts here!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

Here's mine:

I have ALWAYS wanted to go back in time, say to Elizabethan England for instance, and convince someone there I was from the future (let's say Liz herself) and talk them into coming BACK to my year WITH me. Then once I got, say Queen Elizabeth I here in the year 2004, I'd totally freak her out with lighters and TVs and cars and recorded music and computers and electricity and shit.

There's my crazy thought. I want to bring Elizabeth I to 2004 and totally freak her ass out. Anyone's thoughts crazier than that?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Oh more crazy thoughts

if I could become invisible (including invisibility for anything I am holding in my hand), I'd immediately go to the White House with a good micro tape recorder in hand and tape all of the bush administration's conversations, which I'm sure would be VERY eye-opening and scary! And then I'd slip copies of the tapes to the media.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. I would never post anything crazy!

I have a reputation on DU that i must uphold!

With that said, i want to go back in time and show people in 1955 the movie Back to the Future.

[Cadence]

18. LOL. That is too funny. n/t

[mwdem]

3. It was your birthday, and I congratulated you!

wooohoooo!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Only problem is

it wasn't my birthday....Oh! Nevermind! That's your crazy thought, sorry!

Thanks for saying happy birthday to me, anyway!

[mwdem]

8. Nevermind!!!!!!!!

I'll catch you when it comes around.

[yellowdogintexas]

4. that would be so much fun!!!!!

And she would get to meet her namesake too of course.

hell, flush toilets and hot running water alone would freak out an Elizabethan!!!

Central heat

[SemiCharmedQuark]

6. I wish I was a cat.

Cats just lie around all day doing nothing. I would love that. Except that I'd have to lick myself to be clean. But if I were a cat and I didn't know any better I guess I wouldn't have a problem with that. But what if I remembered being human and I remembered toilet paper and would get grossed out? Well, I guess if I remembered being human, I could remember how to use toilet paper and make millions as the toilet-paper-using-cat. But how would I age? It would suck being dead at 20. Also, since I'm 21 would I become a 21 year old cat or a 2 year old cat? If I were a 21 year old cat, how long would I live before I died?

[Behind the Aegis]

7. Post on my thread!! Time travel!

Cheap hit to get you to post on my thread. heehee

Crazy thought...I wish I could have magickal powers like on "Charmed" and other shows. Powers that really manifest and don't take elaborate ceremonies! More crazy...I wish I could change what I look like and travel all over the place and time and have sex with any person I wanted. Weird, especially since I don't like sex all that much...so..maybe just see them naked! :)

[Digit]

9. I want whatever YOU are smoking.

Trippy, trippy indeed. Go back and change some history....

To Bill Gates, "No, calling it the Oranges Operating System sounds MUCH better."
To the Supreme Court 2000 election...We need a full recount and an investigation into the voting problems, no matter how long it takes.
To Princess Diana...why don't you take a separate limo home instead?

[norml]

10. The evil aliens are behind the republicans in order to take our planet.

Because there are agreements among the different alien groups that in order to take over a planet,any intelligent beings living there have to have exterminated themselves.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I feel White Anglo Saxon Protestants rule America

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Yes

they (we) do.

Ug.

[JohnKleeb]

14. then why do they say its the Jews always

:shrug: stupid white supramcists.

[Zomby Woof]

13. I dreamed I was a popsicle

From Sweden.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. Were you the Swede in that "tralalala" video?

The one with the sunglasses, white coat, and shiny face?

[Zomby Woof]

16. no, no, that's my cousin Sven

But people mix us up all the time. :o

[jdots]

17. M.T.V. becomes a classical music station

the play Vivaldi videos with cheese puppets doing spring break in New Jersey.Rush Limbuzzy wakes up a liberal and tells his listeners to fuck off.

[TransitJohn]

20. MTV plays music videos. eom

[Cadence]

19. I don't have one right now.

I'm just posting this to get to 400 so I can go to bed.


Ha! and you thought I didn't have one!