A Thanksgiving poem for all DUers.

[Rainbowreflect]

Sent to me by a friend.

Wishing you all a wonderful Thanksgiving!

TWAS THANKSGIVING NIGHT, AND I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE -
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
DRESSING AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES...
"HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

"MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS."

[Rainbowreflect]

1. Boy this post sank like a stone.

I just wanted to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving.
:cry:

[redqueen]

3. Awww, cheer up, Rainbowreflect... this place moves like crazy...

It's cute!

But... did the guy eat himself to death or what?

A coworker told me today that there's a spike in hospital admissions due to overindulgence on Thanksgiving. I think he might have even said it's when the MOST people show up. Not sure.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

:hi:

[Amaya]

2. Very cute!

Happy Thanksgiving :hi: :toast:

[babylonsister]

4. Right back at ya!

Happy Thanksgiving!:thumbsup: