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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 01:39 AM
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Funny essays thread
Check this out (warning: big images):

http://douglas.min.net/essay/

My favorite one is the Walt Whitman biography.

Walt Whitman is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue Ox, Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 01:44 AM
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1. wow
those horrible "scientists" using "science"
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 01:57 AM
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2. man....that was awesome
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 02:03 AM
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3. "And what of Zeus? Throwing down lightning bolts to kill people"
"And knock down trees? Where did he find the time?…We have no time nor patience for such concerns. These are for the third world and schizophrenics."

:wow:
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UL_Approved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 02:19 AM
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4. ROFL, LMFAO!
That is the cream of the CRAP! I have NEVER seen such a quality of bullshit in all my days. This is pure gold! I wonder if he will get hired as a speech writer for the Shrub?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-04 02:23 AM
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5. Pshaw, you want a good essay?
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html
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