Fatherland Security On Alert

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Fatherland Security on Alert as Isabel Once Again Becomes A Five

Author: Stephen DeVoy
Date: 9/14/2003

WASHINGTON DC - Commissar Ridge announced a change in the status of the color coded terror alert system today in response to the Muslim plot to destroy Washington D.C. with a hurricane. The storm which has its origins off the coast of Africa, a continent noted for a harboring a large number of Muslims, raged eastward, threatening the east coast of the Fatherland. The terror alert system, for the first time in its history, was elevated to throbbing-red. Fox News released a tape, purportedly showing Osama bin-Laden eating children somewhere in Afghanistan. Heard in the background in broken Arabic was a conversation concerning Allah's plot to destroy America with a hurricane of mass destruction (HMD). Israeli experts commented on the tape, verifying its authenticity. Israel officially offered it best security agents from El Al airlines as advisors to the US Government suggesting that its years of dealing with the Muslim problem made Israel uniquely disposed to providing expert advice on oppressing Muslims in response to attacks by HMDs. Benjamin Netanyahu suggest that Iran was behind the plot. Richard Perle suggested an immediate invasion of Iran promising that only regime change in Iran would prevent future attacks on the US by HMDs.

As the winds on the east coast began to stir, members of the Free Republic began organizing attacks upon Muslim websites and forums...

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