co-worker admits to sexual dreams involving--Bush!!

[WI_DEM]

I was having a chat a few minutes ago with some co-workers and we got on the subject of Clinton and his transgression as president with Monica. I said it was consentual between two adults and didn't matter in how he handled his job and I said the biggest problem was a president who lied not about blow jobs but about leading us into war. Well this blonde, about 24 says, "you know, speaking of blow jobs...I have a recurring dream where I'm giving one to Bush...I think he is really sexy." Ugh, too much info, but this is the first person I've known who finds Bush attractive.

[GOPisEvil]

1. A friend of mine used to think * is attractive too.

I hope she's come to her senses since then. She used to think he was hot back when he was Governor.

:puke:

[Union Thug]

2. This is way too sicko Freudian. see that she's fired immediately.

[Iris]

3. ewww!!!

[tandot]

4. my thoughts on that:

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[CO Liberal]

5. If They Have an EAP (Employee Assistance Program) There....

...she that she gets a referral to a good therapist.

[Clinton Crusader]

6. QUICK! Read the classifieds! QUIT! Get away from this person! EWWWWWWW

:puke:

[kcwayne]

7. Please, buy her a blue dress and a bus ticket to Washington

her services are needed

[u4ic]

8. There is help for her...

it's called Prozac. This woman must be drugged immediately.

I did have a dream once I married Rumsfeld's son. :silly: (I have no clue if he has a demon seed...er, son).

Too bad I wasn't a guy in my dream. That would have been interesting.

[Sanity Claws]

9. Is she vision -impaired?

The man is truly gross in appearance, as well as in personality. He has no lips!! He has a paranoid look to his eyes. His skin is discolored. Yuck!

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

10. tell her

to get in line behind Condi... wait. cat fight could be funny though

[LDS Jock]

11. haven't we been asked to stop these kinds of threads? n/t

[Shoeempress]

12. Gee, thanks for that mental image, and when hubby is coming home after

being gone a week.

[skygazer]

13. My hubby's always dreaming of bush

Oh.... THAT Bush. Sorry. Carry on....

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. *screams bloody muder* Thats SICK, SICK AND WRONG!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[sakabatou]

15. Bad images! Bad images!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[zbdent]

16. Be ready to be hit with a "frivolous" sexual harassment lawsuit

just for not being sexually interested in George Bush - even though you're male.

[Hillaryin08]

17. I'd Like to put a saddle on that cowboy

And ride his butt out of Washington.

[sbj405]

18. OMG. I'm eating dinner.

I think I just lost my appetite.

[neebob]

19. Eew, mental pictures!

Let's change the subject: Before the election, I had a not one but two dreams that John Kerry was my boyfriend and was just massively in love with me, and I sort of liked him but it made me uncomfortable. Discuss.

[kitkatrose]

22. Need some mental floss?

[neebob]

24. Yes, please.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. I know Wisconsin's a big state, and all...

...but I sincerely hope that you don't work at my place of employment. :o


Nothing personal, mind, I just don't wanna work with this horrid woman of whom you speak.

[Liberal Veteran]

21. Well, we always knew some people were into beastiality.

:eyes:

[KamaAina]

23. You work for Condi Rice?

Oh... you mean someone else besides Condi has these bizarre fantasies?! Aaaauuuugggggggghhhhhhh! <head-explodes>