Pupils were left torn and bloody after a wanker exposed them to small particles of an asteroid falling to Earth at ridiculously space-travel-like speeds.
This must, of course, be immediately recognized as a spoof announcement: how are you gonna scar a hole in someone's eyeball? Nothin' there to scar. Perhaps next time the wanker will think to expose something more positively-defined than a friggin eye-hole to the damaging effects of asteroid fragments.
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