Y'all. the Dick has been taken to the hospital...

[Maddy McCall]

Shortness of breath. The election stress must have gotten to him. :shrug:

[MADem]

1. Just the dick??? Or the rest of him as well?????

Did the frau get a little LIBERAL with the ginsu knife, or what?

[Maddy McCall]

2. LoL. I think the whole ogre has been taken.

Seems his ticker's failing again.

[Glenda]

3. LOL!!!

Those organs can become short of breath?

[supernova]

4. So, who would be VP if he died?

just curious.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Hell. I don't have much time...

But I'll take the job if Bush asks.


:evilgrin:

[sans qualia]

6. Dennis Hastert

I think. He's the Speaker of the House, right? The real question is, who would be president if Cheney died?

[truste1]

21. No, Wrong

He's the Speaker of the House, right?

He's the head of the Senate, not the house. He doesn't do anything unless here is a tie though.

[sans qualia]

22. I meant Hastert, not Cheney

http://speaker.house.gov/

Welcome to DU, by the way! :hi:

[truste1]

25. Ah

Sorry, didn't read your subject.

[JAbuchan08]

7. A robotic version of himself

implanted with his brain? Just a guess

[Glenda]

9. You mean, who would be the acting president?

It's not W.

[classof56]

11. Bush would appoint someone, if it still works the same as Nixon/Agnew

Hmm...maybe John Ashcroft? There's a reason for every little thing that crowd does, and they are evil. Get ready!

[Socialist Dem]

12. Well, when Agnew quit,

Nixon got to appoint Ford as VP, so Shrubco would get to pick a new VP....Ashcroft?

[lpbk2713]

18. Perhaps more importantly.......

Who would be Smirky's puppetmaster if Cheneyburton croaked? He would just sit at home in the White House eating pretzels all day.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Yeah... facing down Edwards must've taken a bit of wind out of his

sails....

[skygazer]

10. Morans

They insist that Edwards couldn't have been a good Vice President because he was "too young" :wtf: and because of lack of experience.

What the hell good does experience do when you have a lousy ticker?

[Bolo Boffin]

13. Link?

And Bush appoints a new vice-president if Cheney's out of the picture. Remember Nixon and Ford?

[Maddy McCall]

15. I am watching it on TV

But I bet there is a thread in LBN.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Surprised?

NO!

[Maddy McCall]

16. Actually, I had thought this would happen BEFORE the election...

so that Bush could tap McCain.

[northzax]

17. well, you know, it takes a lot of work for his heart

to pump blood to his 'scud missile'

I don't wish illness ordeath on anyone, I hope he recovers in time for his trial. No going all Pinochet on us, Dick!

[Maddy McCall]

20. OMG! LoL!!

[gennifer6]

19. I would guess a guilty conscience...

But I don't think he has one...

[ronnykmarshall]

23. What if .....

Now this is a BIG IF.

Cheney steps down and because Bushie knows the shit is gonna hit the fan ..... picks KERRY as VP!!

Oh ok, I'm dreaming!

[graywarrior]

24. He's the first RAPTURE recipient.