I'm not NEARLY as think as you drunk I am

[da_chimperor]

So stop it already! :toast:

[JohnKleeb]

1. Dude I fight koala bears

[da_chimperor]

4. Well I drink austrialian beer . . . so there!

Heh, not tonight though. Just the normal dutch beer . . . and a gin and tonic.

[TSIAS]

2. Are you challenging me?

I've had 10 shots of JD and counting. And that's in about a 40 minute time frame. I am the king of intoxication for tonight.

[da_chimperor]

3. I've thrown down the gauntlet! Bring it on!

:toast:

[Mojambo]

6. Any time someone throws a gauntlet down RE: alcohol

consumption you can bet that they'll be on their knees in front of a toliet at some point later in the evening.

[TSIAS]

7. That is inaccurate

In my many months of Jack consumption, Jack has never left me feeling sick. I've never gotten sick of Jack and he's never made me sick.

[da_chimperor]

9. I'm in a country where public drunkenness isn't stigmatized, it's expected

at least during the weekend and on holidays. So I can hold my own :D

[qnr]

5. You're not drunk if you can lay (lie?) on the floor without holding on

with both hands.

[da_chimperor]

8. Well smack my ass and call me rumsfeld, then I guess i'm only buzzed

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

10. duuuuuuuude have you seen doug?

[da_chimperor]

11. Yeah dude, but I think he's passed out by now

The mo' fo' was drinking like there was no tomorrow. Sheesh!