Cybersex Goes Wrong

[MrScorpio]

You know that there's a good reason why geeks don't get any. Here's a good example of why:

>>BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. <<

http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html

[Jack Schitt]

1. That's the saddest thing I've ever read.

Makes me wanna cry.

[JohnKleeb]

2. thats pathetic

[Ekirh]

3. I've read that previously.

On a site called bash.org. It's even worse the second time I've read it.

[Mojambo]

4. I've really got a problem with the usage of the word aight...

It's 2 more letters... Just type 2 more fucking letters!!

[NuttyFluffers]

7. 'k, i will. a'ight

i'm a rhinoceros, i'm snorting and stomping the ground.

ha ha ha, that was funny!

[Mojambo]

9. The rhinoceros one was definitely my favorite n/t

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. 3 letters and a space, actually.

Sorry...I have a problem with people who're too lazy to type "all right"...

[Mojambo]

10. I accept the spelling of alright.

Although you are correct that most do consider it a non-standard spelling.

[the Princess]

5. LMAO!!!!!!!!

That's hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

[RummyTheDummy]

6. Cybering is so 1997

NT