Arafat death - conspiracies, * did it, and some fun

[The Straight Story]

Get those theories cranking and yanking. I come here as much for entertainment as I do news and commentary. Here are some:

- * did it by using his re-election mandate mojo from afar. He did so only to distract dan rather for the day so he would forget to mention voting fraud.

- fake planes, we have to have something with those (like it was not really a plane he went to france in and he is in a secret bunker somewhere)

- The DLC not wanting to offend anyone issued a brief statement "Mr Arafat was alive. He now is dead. We will challenge mr. * and the voters in 2006 to elect more democrats so that this sort of death does not occur again. Had * spent more time and money on death, America's #1 killer, instead of tax cuts mr Arafat and others would not be dead."

- Israel did it somehow, with aliens.

Now get to work on it all, it helps pull in viewers (and throw some sex thing in there too for the younger crowd).

For those crabby people out there - this is a humor based thread, if you're offended and want to be pissy please keep in mind I go the weiner's circle in chicago for the atmosphere more than the food.

[Aiptasia]

1. Yisrael did it

Just like Israel organized the 9/11 attacks...

BTW i'm being sarchastic for the humor impaired...