Ahhh Charlize Theron... It's been too long since I felched you....

[Worst Username Ever]

[Kikosexy2]

1. you ...

sound drunk and horny. Is Angelina Jolie in the mix?

[Catch22Dem]

4. HEY! Don't be bringing MY woman into his sick fantasy

:evilgrin:

[Fenris]

2. OH MAN. This is so going to get locked!

:D

[bloodyjack]

3. felching?

are you sure you're using the right word here?

because I don't think most people would exactly jump at the chance to felch Charlize Theron

[Blue-Jay]

5. Baaahahahahaha!

You've just sent a few DUers to Google to look that term up.

On the other hand, that's pretty fuckin' gross.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. Countdown to lockage..................

5,4,3...................

[Dukakis88]

7. Have you heard the Third Eye Blind song written about her?

The singer of Third Eye Blind used to go out with her until she dumped him a little bit before "Monster" came out. This was his song of longing afterwards, called "Blinded:"


Just an old friend coming over
Now to visit you and
That’s what I’ve become
I let myself in
Though I know I’m not supposed to but
I never know when I’m done

And I see you fogging up the mirror
Vapor around your body glistens in the shower
And I wanna stay right here
And go down on you for an hour
Or stay and let the day just fade away
In a wild dedication
Take the moment of hope
And let it run

Never look back
At all the damage we have done now
To each other
To each other
To each other

But when I see you
It’s like I’m staring down the sun
And I’m blinded
There’s nothing left to do
And still I see you

I never believe that things that they happen for a reason
And they never go as planned
I wanted to thank you for a vision that was lost that you returned
But you’re past where you understand

Now her appetite is blown
Little else is known
’cept she’s a little angry
Grabs a towel, looks away
The heat fades with the day
And I fall down on what to say
Oh something clean, let me be clever
Hey oh well, whatever
But that’s not what I mean
Where we’re been has left us burnt still
I wont turn now from a fight
You know I’ll never win

Cos when I see you
You know all the things I’ve done
And I am blinded
Like I’m staring down the sun
When I see you
When I see you
When I see you
It’s like I’m staring down the sun
Yeah!

(hey! I’m blinded!)

Time it passes and it tells us what we’re left with
We become the things we do
Me, I’m a fool spent from defiance, yeah you got me but
I didn’t give up on you
But the rest is not a t-shirt or a swan song, no
Heat is born again and
It’s not easy being me
When I can’t promise I will mend
Or bend when you believe
That we are fixed now from our birth
And I’ve just fallen back to earth
Still you know I’ll try again
Cause I believe that we are lucky
We are golden
We have stolen manners in the days when we were one

So when I see you
In spite of all that we’ve become
I’m still blinded
But I’m still staring down the sun
When I see you
When I see you
When I see you
When I see you

Oh yeah
I’m still staring down the sun
Oh yeah
I’m still staring down the sun
Oh yeah
Well I’m still staring down the sun
I’m blinded

When I see you