The "Dueling Doofuses" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"When it comes to making silly faces at press
conferences, I, like any other member of the
cabinet, must finally defer to the President."

[AlCzervik]

1. Holy shit, that is one puffy bastard.

[MazeRat7]

14. Ba-dia, Ba-dia, Ba-dia..... that's all folks.

[Zimpy.com]

2. "Pucker up big boy...."

[Spinzonner]

3. It's hard to believe there's someone even wierder looking

than Karl Rove

[PretzelWarrior]

4. whaaa!? Did George Tenet and Spencer Abraham have a child?

that is some scary crap.

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Heehee...

...that is Spencer Abraham, in the flesh--OK, bloated flesh, as the case may be.

[da_chimperor]

5. "Next question. Yes, you. *pause* I got stung by a bee . . . I'm allergic.

I did! You think that's funny! Well guess who's gonna get an audit next tax season!"

[AlCzervik]

7. Now watch this Hive!

[bacchant]

8. * looks in on the test run of their new Inflatable Press Secretary

[Double T]

9. Stem cell research .............

would probably eliminate disasters, such as these two (2)
individuals, from occuring.

[jimshoes]

10. Who is that lump

standing next to the other lump? Yee gads!

[PretzelWarrior]

11. Yes, are you wearing lipstick? And did you know Bush is laughing

at you?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. How hard did they have to look fo find an asshole

werider looking than Asscrack?

[myomy]

13. * thinkin, WhoÕs this fat prick?

.

[Maestro]

15. His fall-guy, scapegoat

I mean, Tenet, took the fall for the "faulty" intelligence that was telling the * the truth that he just ignored.

[BringEmOn]

16. Who's yo' daddy?!?!?!