Liberals return to sodomy, welfare fraud.

[Worst Username Ever]

I have forgotten how busy I have been lately, I almost forgot about my duties to turn kids gay!!


http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4045&nib=2

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. hehe, nice one

[BlueJazz]

2. Well, I don't know about you but I'm tired from....

...beating my Dog and the 2 Bunny-Rabbits.
I love the feeling of POWER it gives me.

[patinor4america]

3. Oh boy! Now really.........

There is a perfectly legitimate ceremony for burning a flag. Not that I've studied it, but if you look up the BSA and type in "Flag Ceremonies", you'll find it there. Our flag has been soiled by our government's abuse of it, and it's fitting to the Code to burn it. I believe that's why the Viet Nam Vets started doing that all those years ago.......of course, I was just a wee little think at my Daddy's elbow. He hated flag burners. But I think he'd have voted for Kerry, because he loved the Constitution more than life.

[Gothic Sponge]

4. Make those kids gay now!

You have a quota to meet!

[Demit]

5. Now I can get back to my plan to steal all the Christian Right's bibles!

[LuCifer]

9. Yeah me too

Remember, the make great rolling papers!!!

And a killer coaster for beer too!

Is Arafat dead yet?!

Lu Cifer

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[underpants]

6. Well Carville DID say that we need a "new narrative"

That is funny

[liberalmuse]

7. I'm going to marry my dog.

She's a female, but what's lesbian beastiality to a...a...librul? We'll have a nice, quiet wedding ceremony with a Satanist high priest, and instead of throwing rice, guests will each be given a sack of kittens to toss.

[da_chimperor]

8. My two favorite pastimes

Damn I love the onion.

[MatrixEscape]

10. Well, a draft will ...

probably do a great job at turning thousands of young men and women "gay" ;)