What, no "Is Elvis still dead" thread???

[auburngrad82]

Have you guys dropped the ball?

[ronnykmarshall]

1. He AIN'T DEAD!!

I seen him a 7-11 buyin' a Slurpe!

[auburngrad82]

5. Seriously, I saw him in 1991 in a Winn Dixie in Marietta, GA

He was really fat but had the same greasy hair and sideburns and mirrored sunglasses. I'm pretty sure he was coloring his hair because the only 70 year old I've seen with naturally black hair is Bob Dole. The only thing I couldn't figure out was why, with all his money, he was driving a little red Suburu.

[MissMillie]

2. He may not be dead...

... but he's definitely left the building.

[kick-ass-bob]

3. That's so 1990's.

:eyes:

[ismnotwasm]

4. Isn't this one?

'Sides. Just saw him on Jerry Springer.

[northzax]

6. um, I think that's been answered by this thread:

cover me in crisco and make me squeal like a pig!!!!!

don't you?

[dr.strangelove]

7. Elvis is living in my basement with Jim Morrison

[pdx_prog]

8. I used to have to take europeans to graceland

where I used to work.....I would always tell them Elvis lived upstairs, and sometimes you could see him peeking out of the curtains. They would keep their eyes on the upstairs windows looking for him....:)