free stress test!

[sniffa]

the scientoLogists have set up shop in the train station (hynes convention) by my work (boston).

they encourage you to take their free (did i mention it's free?) stress test. you'LL find out just how stressed out you are (you probabLy didn't know) and how it's kiLLing you. (they use a funny Looking machine. i think it's an E-meter)

but don't worry, there's hope. the first thing you need to do to reduce the stress in your Life, is to buy this book, dianetics which wiLL start you on the path to a stress free Life.

phase 2 wiLL cost a bit more, but it's weLL worth it.

[FloridaPat]

1. These people are even beyond the right wing nuts. Most declare

them a cult. It's cheaper to put yourself into a health spa.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. You should have asked them if Lisa McPherson was feeling stressed.

This is a pretty fucked up story:

http://www.lisamcpherson.org/

[sniffa]

3. yeah, i know

i know too much about cuLts - stuff i wish i couLd unknow sometimes.

a great write up on scientoLogy: http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/