I've got it!!! The new Tranqs album will be called "The Fist of Onan"!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

That's right - you're favorite group of DUers (Myself-El Banco Niño, RandomKoolzip-Kid Goulash and SouthoftheBorderPaul-El Hombre Peligroso) will be going back into the studios of Diaper City Recordings and rippin' shiite up in Feb. The studios are getting the revamp right now so when we put the stylus to the grooves its gonna SLAM baby!

You know you're salivating!

[terrya]

1. Your music....AND masturbation references in the title???

Excellent!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Hu-fucking-zza!!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. What you don't realize...

Is that the ball the children are playing with was expelled from....uh...me mere moments before they adopted it as their new toy. Foolish, foolish children.

I'd like to submit, "Sonorous Neutron Yak" and "Big Dumb Astronaut" as potential titles.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. I thought Aunt Auqua was very nice but the Fist of Onan is autobiographic

for all three of us!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

9. I'm not familiar with

Fist of Onan. Where does that come from?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. o·nan·ism

o·nan·ism     P   Pronunciation Key  (n-nzm)
n.
Masturbation.

Coitus interruptus.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Damn, you stole my idea!

I was going to name my first CD either "Onan's Deadly Kung Fu Grip" or "Fist of Hassellhoff."

Not really, though...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. I was thinking of you when I came up with it.......if you know what I mean

:loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Yeah, I bring out the Onan in everybody!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. That's an awesome slogan!

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Why is your thumb up SouthoftheBorderPaul's butt?

He looks frightened.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

8. His thumb is up my butt...

at my request.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. I aims to please!

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. It looks more like you're aiming for his prostate.