How To Have Fun In GOP America...

[iamjoy]

this is especially good if you have to live with or work with them

1) Put up pictures of George W. Bush, Karl Rove, etc. Draw horns, etc

2) Put up pictures of Laura and other "Crawford Wives" - give them mustaches

3) Every time some one mentions Dubya's name, start humming the Imperial Death March (from Star Wars)

4) Distribute flyers for the USA Patriot Pledge from YesBushCan.com, give these to the most extreme Republicans (the Freepers in your life)

5) Hold your arm out ("Seig Heil") every time you see Bush on television

6) When you recite the pledge of allegiance, at the part where we say "with liberty and justice for all" drop to your knees and clasp your hands. Then say "amen" when it's done.

[donachiel]

1. Awesome ideas!

Thanks for the smile! Just remember to do it tastefully and only in the company of friends and other's who may not be so openly minded.

[Mira]

2. Original Message

Great post! I love this country!

[UL_Approved]

3. Stick it to the man

Be the biggest pain in the ass that you can possibly be. Don't be sheep. Don't give in to a climate of drones. Screw with their tiny little pea-sized, pseudo-Christian, knowledge-is-dissent brains.

[iamjoy]

6. Another....

When Dubya comments on a recent decision or law or resolution, etc. slap the table (your leg, etc) and say, "In the name of Jeee-zus"

Religious DUers - understand, I am not making fun of you. People who have deep faith but do not wear it on their sleeve or overtly force it on me have only my deepest respect. The Pharisees currently in control are another story....

[Tom Kitten]

4. somebody inspired me to do this

I think it was ZombyWoof, but to the best of my abilities I cannot recollect...

[DuaneBidoux]

5. Create a "Buggery" mobile and go rockin from small red town to

small red town with a sign on the outside that says "Homosexuals inside committing sodomy." Ad some mechanized rocking for effect and make sure an park it in plain site in the middle of the town square.

[jdots]

7. Wear an interesting uniform or cult robe

Roll your eyes back and drool,now mutter Bush quotes,begin to foam at the mouth........