How dead is Arafat?

[kanrok]

[Hobarticus]

1. Sick, sick, sick...but me likey.

[Doodlesweaver]

6. Like your poll

Especially the Dead as Karl Rove's soul option. Plush!

[kanrok]

11. Why thank you

Obviously, you are an brilliant and discriminating DU'er.
Welcome.

[Poll_Blind]

2. (Billy Crystal voice) "He's only mostly dead..." n/t

PB

[Maat]

3. That was good!

[ezgoingrl]

5. He's been mostly dead all day.

n/t

[BoX o BooX]

4. As the munchkins would say:

He's really most sincerely dead.

[barb162]

7. I have never heard so many stories these last few days on whether

soemone is dead or every variation of almost dead. It is the WEIRDEST thing.

[madmax]

8. 50/50 n/t

[trotsky]

9. That parrot is NOT dead.

He's pining for the fjords!

[nine23]

10. As dead as the life support machine says he is.

[Blue in a Red State]

12. So dead, he could vote for * in FL---twice

[kanrok]

13. Welcome to DU

Good one.

[Dem_Loyalist]

14. Ummmmmmm

Maybe about room temperature? Too bad as I always had a lot of respect for what he tried to do for his people. Sometimes I wondered about his methods but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Mz Pip]

15. Totally

Monty Pythonesque.

This is the most bizarre news story ever.
Dead.
Not dead.
Sort of dead.
Dead enough.
Dead but breathing.
Dead but breathing, with help.
No more help, maybe dead.
Soon to be dead.

Maybe he's just sleeping.

MzPip
:dem:

[dolo amber]

17. "Bring out your dead!!"

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

:D

[arwalden]

16. As Dead As Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

[baldguy]

18. As dead as Elvis.

Think about it.