Arafat is dead.

[JVS]

http://news.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=6758697

Although I'm not too sure.

On edit: SHIT! This is getting to be some kind of Schroedinger's cat situation.

[Renew Deal]

1. This is the second time he has died today.

Both stories were by Reuters

[jpgray]

2. Monsieur Arafat n'est pas decede.

:D

[Fenris]

6. He's like a Magritte painting!

:D

[jpgray]

17. Dude. It's not like Arafat is a melty door-hole.

:grr:

[Fenris]

21. Melty Door-Hole would be an excellent user name.

[jpgray]

25. Do I look like a bandwagon jumper-onner to you, Neil?

Although Bandwagon_Jumper_Onner would be a cool username....

[Fenris]

29. Yes.

:D

[AlCzervik]

3. He's like the middle eastern Weekend at Bernies.

[brainshrub]

7. That is the most accurate movie-reference used in international politics

I have ever seen.

Congratulations.

[lovedems]

8. I know I probably shouldn't laugh at that

but that was really funny!:)

[AlCzervik]

13. without humor we have nothing

[kanrok]

11. That made me laugh

Kudos. I'm quite an asshole.

[ezgoingrl]

12. Oh, that's so wrong.

But damn funny!

[miss_kitty]

34. Damn fine post

ROFLMAO!

:7

[wanpete]

4. my thought is that he died some days ago...

politics, power, and greed have kept him alive by respirator since then...

[mr_hat]

5. 'E's not dead yet!

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. E's feeling much better!!

[Zero Gravitas]

22. Pinin' for the

refugeee camps.

[CanuckAmok]

31. I thiknk 'E'll go for a walk...

n/t

[billyoc]

28. "E's just restin'!" n/t

[Heyo]

9. I have come to the conclusion...

....Arafat must be feline.

Heyo

[Buzz Clik]

15. Speaking of bad health...

What's the latest on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

[billyoc]

26. His wife won't say. n/t

[Heyo]

30. um..

generawho fran-who franc-who-o?

Isn't that some dude who dide centuries ago?

Heyo

[Yupster]

38. In related news,

Generaslisimo Fransisco France is still dead.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. I called him a cat

somewhere around his third or forth death. :)

[JohnKleeb]

14. ha whos schroedinger and his cat, kidding I know the story

[Zinfandel]

16. So is Francisco Franko.

[Democracy Died 2004]

18. I think they are playing a wierd

weekend at bernies parody.

[dave502d]

19. b*. is going to be mad, he din't get to kill him.

[nine30]

20. What are the coefficients..

.. for the Dead and the Undead terms ?

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

24. Tue Nov 9, 2004 09:00 AM ET is the dateline of this story.

[nine30]

27. Jay Leno said last night..

..that even though he was dead, he was expected to make a full recovery.

[Ready4Change]

32. What? Again?

Jokes aside, I wish him peace. Sounds like he's nearing that boundary which we all, evil or good, must eventually cross.

[nine30]

35. I agree

Lets show the depart-ing/ed some respect. May he rest in peace.

[bloodyjack]

36. remember that Simpsons where Homer has to undergo a bypass

Homer : Kids, kids! I'm not gonna die. That only happens to bad people.

Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?

Homer: Uh, he sold poisoned milk to school children.

[donheld]

33. Who knew Arafat is better than Jesus

He keeps coming back from the dead.

[nine30]

37. .