"Phyllis Schlafly" comments on the election

[rlev1223]

at

http://www.modernmirth.com/04nov/blat1104.html

[amber dog democrat]

1. Does anyone really care

What this dreid up fundie prune thinks? Also she is not especially truthfull in her opinions either. No respect for her. none.

[rlev1223]

2. the name's in quotes......

it's a goof

[amber dog democrat]

4. oh

you got me. I did not bother to read it. :spank:

[Kurovski]

3. EET EES for laughing!

"It feels great, doesn't it? Not only did we win the election, but now we can rest assured that in at least 11 states the homos won't soon be debasing the institution of marriage like the rest of us. Of course, none of the states that passed the gay marriage ban have any gay people in them that I'm aware of, but it never hurts to plan ahead."

Of course, the real Mrs. Schlafly is a mummy in search of a sarcophagus.

She's never been this spritely and honest in real life.

[OrwellwasRight]

5. she gets more and more insane every year

Example:

"Speaking of states, isn't it strange how the people who voted for that Kerry creature are all from places no sane person would want to visit, much less live in? Maine, Massachusetts, Vermont, New York, Washington, Oregon, California!"

Yeah, psycho Phyllis, NOBODY EVER goes to New York or California.

My fantasy about Phyllis Schlafly (a misogynistic, self hating, pundit straight out of the stone age):

Three men (two in white scrubs, carrying a straight-jacket between them and one in a suit with a bow tie, carrying a clipboard) walk toward Phyllis. One says, "Phyllis, please come over here toward the men in white. Just put your arms in here.... that's right. Where are we taking you? Oh, to a very calm place, where you can rest for the rest of your life. And yes, you can be barefoot and pregnant to your heart's content there. And the other inmates, I mean residents, will think your ramblings about women being inferior to men are perfectly normal. Trust us..."

Then she is taken away and locked up forever. She is then subjected to a world in which she is completely powerless. She will have lost her platform, and thus she will learn how truly horrible it is to live in the submissive, subservient world that she advocates for other women.

[Kurovski]

6. It's satire. Damn good satire at that.

But I do not question your claim that she grows more insane every year.

[DU9598]

7. Bet her GAY son is happy

What a frickin biaattchh! I hope she loves it in hell.

[Kurovski]

8. read the article, it's very funny.

and not really written by PS.

And I'll bet mother and son love each other very much.

Politics aside, it's just how those things work out 95% of the time.

[beanball]

18. Old Phyllis

needs a good hard one up her old crusty love hole.

[Kurovski]

19. That very issue is addresed...

in the article.

[rlev1223]

29. Now that I've stopped throwing up...

I was just going to lurk and see what folks thought, but that image is so disturbing I have to congratulate you for
making me sicker than I've been in a long time.

[baldguy]

9. She's not dead yet?

hateful decrepit dried-up old crone

[Kurovski]

10. Even if she were dead, this could still be written.

It's from MIRTH MAGAZINE.

Phyllis says: "Oh, hello Jesus... nice gun..."

[Lefty48197]

11. Oh Dear God, is she STILL alive?

.

[Kurovski]

13. She doesn't HAVE to be alive.

Someone else wrote the satirical piece.

[smirkymonkey]

14. That was EXACTLY my first thought!

Don't these goddamn Republican, fundie whackjobs EVER F**ing die?

Maybe being evil is the secret to longevity.

[da_chimperor]

12. That fucking dingbat called Ann Coulter a slut! HA!

<snip>
Just ask that poor Bill O'Reilly. Some young "woman" comes along (I will not call her a lady, after the way she didn't hang up on Bill so he could continue speaking in tongues in privacy) and the next thing, some evil trial lawyer is crawling up his -- well you know the rest. We did learn that Bill's big mouth is more than balanced by other equally impressive features. I guess Ann Coulter wasn't kidding. Slut.

[Kurovski]

15. I bust out on that one too.

Funny.

But "the fucking dingbat" didn't write it.

someone at Modern Mirth Magazine did.

[the Princess]

16. Who gives a Rat's Hairy ass

What that bitch thinks?

Was I too mean?

[Kurovski]

17. No, you were innacurate.

It wasn't written by her.

It is a piece of comic writing.

[SarahB]

20. She's still alive?!

What is she, like, 90 now? I remember watching her and her anti-feminist self back on Donahue in the late 70's when I was a teeny tiny person (I remember my mom's rants at the woman too).

[Kurovski]

21. Well, rlev 1223

I guess your post was a bit too dry.

What's clear is that ol' Phyliss won't be invited to High Tea with DUers anytime soon.

[OrwellwasRight]

22. LOL!! I love your futile attempts to school us on the joke...

I think we all hate her so much that it didn't matter what she said (we know her schtick by now), we could spout disdain without even clicking on the link! (I have to admit I was a bit suspicious of the spelling of her name -- Is that how she really spells it?).

Your posts made me laugh more than the original article. Thanks for being persistent!!

:D

[Kurovski]

23. That's her name.

It sounds like dropping a bucket of pig entrails down the stairs, doesn't it?

[OrwellwasRight]

24. It does. She's no match for Betty Friedan

in name or philosophy.

[Kurovski]

25. ...or human decency.

.

[CanuckAmok]

26. LOL! RIOT!

"Oh, hello Jesus...nice gun..."

[Kurovski]

27. DING DING DING!

Ain't it?

[NoSheep]

28. Shoo Fly! Shoo! Get Back Devil!

[donheld]

30. May she rot in hell

I had high hopes that this bitch was dead. Maybe soon.

[barb162]

31. she always has that evil smirk on her face. Nurse Ratchett