I MISS DU's Hate Mailbag

[chiffon]

Am I the only one? I miss checking it and laughing so hard that tears streamed down my face and my sides ached. Whoever came up with the replies for DU was/is a comic genius.

For the sake of nostalgia, I still go back and reread the past editions. They still are PRICELESS!

Anybody else?

~chiffon

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SAMPLE:

Ignoring History And Facts
From: "Bob ---------" <[e-mail]>
To: <[e-mail]>
Sent: Monday, June 28, 2004 11:00 PM
Subject: How is it going?

In case you have never noticed, the USA is a republic, built on heroism, dedication to the ideal of democracy, a nation of leadership that doesn't take well to the socialism of Europe, true American leaders refuse to follow. The French, since Napolation, haven't been able to protect themselves, the Germany's started wars they couldn't finish and Russia would have dominated the entire region if not for the USA.
I truely try to understand the minds of your affilliation, however the biggest obsticleto my turn, is ignoring history and facts.
Democratics live in a make believe world, that didn't use to be so, for power Dems have no boundaries.

DU RESPONDS: Stop. You had me at "Napolation."


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[PleadTheFirst]

1. I first came to DU for the Hate Mailbag ...

but I stayed for the free lunch buffet. :7

[underpants]

2. Shut up you America hating commie hippie

Feel better now?

:bounce:

[chiffon]

6. LMAO

:hippie:

[chiffon]

14. OMG! Are you the ghost writer??!!

[underpants]

17. No but I have received a letter

~"And of all people someone named "underpants" accuses ME of being juvenile and immature"

I told the guy to "Go away the grown ups are discussing important matters"

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. That was my favorite hate mail bag ever.

[ogradda]

3. me too

i bet there's a bunch of goodies in there now :)

[JimmyJazz]

4. I was thinking the same thing myself - I'm sure there is some

excellent material right about now!

[chiffon]

18. Without a doubt!

I am sure that between July and November the hate mail had to be extreme.

On the same note, I am sure that the DU ghost writer had equal ammunition.

Damn...I do miss it!

[Xipe Totec]

5. Been thinking the same thing n/t

[klook]

7. So, um, I guess I'm a complete idiot

but where is the DU hate mailbag? I've never seen it and couldn't find it when I looked just now.

[chiffon]

8. On the Home page

Under "The Usual Suspects" on the right-hand side.

[oscar111]

10. toss Hate Mailbag and Bordelag

dont waste server space and money on the opposition.

we can go to freeperland sites for chuckles.

please, toss bob bordelag and hate mailbag and any other freeper type departments.

We need every penny and byte for this big effort to disloge election thieves.

thanks all,
oscar

[Bunny]

12. Should I assume that you don't "get" Bob Boudelang? n/t

[klook]

11. Oh god, that is a scream all right

Thanks for the tip! Can't believe I've been missing it all this time.

Subject: If I get anymore viruses from you socialists Im gonna report you to the FBI

GOT IT
Justin

DU RESPONDS: Justin, your manly use of capital letters makes me want to shit my pants.

Classic stuff.

[argyl]

9. "We are the smart", yeah, we need a fresh batch of Hate Mail.

[chiffon]

13. Too too funny!

[Phillycat]

15. I believe that's....

Conservatives are the smart! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Me, too. It made me laugh out loud!!

[carnie_sf]

20. Me too

those retards were just too funny

[chiffon]

21. Get it!! "Napolation"...

I cannot stop laughing.

The best part; DU RESPONDS:!