If your generic shave gel won't foam up like it's supposed to,

[short bus president]

how're you gonna sell it as "shave gel?" I ask you this, Mr. or Ms. Generic Shave Gel Maker.

How are you gonna print on the label, "compare to <name brand> shave gel?" I've used <name brand> shave gel. I know what it does. You put a little squeeze of the gel on yer fingers, rub it into yer moistened beard, and it foams up into a cromulent, creamy lather for shaving. Your generic shave gel does not do this, Mr. or Ms. Generic Shave Gel Maker. The experience with your product is much more akin to rubbing something like purple-ish translucent KY jelly into one's moistened beard. There is no foaming. And as much of a fan of the KY jelly as I am, I do not think that's an appropriate type of substance with which to lather one's whiskers for shaving.

Words cannot express my disappointment with your product, Mr. or Ms. Generic Shave Gel Maker. I am disillusioned, and now a <name brand> shave gel user for life. Or until I decide to grow a beard.

Sincerely,

shortbus

[LynzM]

1. LMAO n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Wow. That's a very cromulent letter.

In fact, it's dysanticromulent.

you are a cromulent writer of the highest, cromulent order, of cromulent letters to non-cromulent corporations.

Keep up the cromulent work!

Aerbeit Macht Cromulent!