Doctor discovers "Orgasmatron"

[MsAnthropy]

Who says the mainstream media can't come up with the BIG stories!

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., Nov. 9, 2004 -- While Dr. Stuart Meloy was working on a new device to treat chronic pain, he was surprised to discover it could also bring pleasure to his female patients.

While Meloy, an anesthesiologist and pain specialist in Winston-Salem, was putting an electrode into the spine of a female patient with chronic back pain, the woman reported a decrease in her pain and a delightful, but very unexpected, side effect.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "

Meloy soon realized he may have discovered a device that could help thousands of women who have trouble achieving orgasm.

[xchrom]

1. do they have one for men?

any way -- it reminds an awful lot of elctro-stimulation fetishists.
one pleasure i have not, thus far, part-taken of.

[bloodyjack]

3. Who needs an "orgasmatron" when you can just furiously hump a mattress?

[no name no slogan]

5. Yup, you got two of 'em already-- hanging from your shoulders (n/t)

[pdx_prog]

2. There has been one of these for years

called the eroscillator.....many many women swear by it...:)

[MsAnthropy]

4. Nobody tells me anything!

Not that I would be brave enough to hunt one down!

[gulfcoastliberal]

9. Eroscillator aka

vibrator

[MsAnthropy]

12. Oh. I had one of those but the neighbor kept knocking on the wall!

[pdx_prog]

17. Bwahaha...

she thought there was a swarm of bees in the wall?

[meow2u3]

10. I'd just opt for the good old-fashioned WASHING MACHINE!!

Just wait till the spin cycle, then just hop on! :D

[redqueen]

6. Makes me think of Sleepers

[jimbo fett]

7. Now, just hook it up to cell phone and guys can "phone it in"

[bif]

8. What about the Orgone Box?

Invented by William Reich if I remember correctly.

[helnwhls]

11. Call Duran Duran!

Someone has stolen his machine!

[MattG]

13. I just use jumper cables, but whatever works for you.

[helnwhls]

14. Ya know, the 1968 movie Barbarella

with Jane Fonda. Duran Duran built the orgasmatron to kill her.

Anyone with more than a decade under their belt in the house?

[MrSlayer]

15. Ah, I thought you meant the Motorhead album.

Their best in my opinion.

[jus_the_facts]

16. Ahha...ya beat me to it........

:evilgrin:

:hi:

I am the one Orgasmatron
the oustreched grasping hand
my image is of agony
my servants rape the land
obsequious and arrogance
clandestine and pain
two thousend years of misery
of torture in my name
hypocrisy made paramount
paranoia the law
my name is called religion
sadistic
sacred
whore

I twist the truth
I rule the world
my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies
you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you
your downfall is my gain
and still you play the sycophant
and rebel in your pain
and all my promises are lies
all my love is hate
I am the politician
and I decide your fate

I march before a martiant world
an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days
of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood
I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny
I lead you to your grave
your bones will build my palaces
your eyes will stud my crown
for I am mars the god of war
and I will cut you down


.....the reality is ironical and scary!:headbang:

[THUNDER HANDS]

18. i wonder if that name is taken?

Goodbye Magic Rat, hello Orgasmatron! :D