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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 11:44 PM
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Canadians move to save Americans
A friend sent me this link:

http://www.marryanamerican.ca

Here's a sample of what you'll find:

ABOOT THIS SITE
The idea behind Marry An American is simple: You have the power to rescue a progressive American from four more years of George W. Bush.

Americans, sick of the political climate of their homeland, have long sought refuge within Canadian borders. And let's face it, when compared to the United States, Canada is a liberal utopia & we have universal healthcare (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don't like guns.

Already, our American counterparts are fleeing the U.S. in droves and buying up land along our borders. We envision a movement where everyone wins: Freedom of expression and a politically convenient marriage with love and igloos for all.

Canadian singles, tired of the dating scene, are willing to act for love or just plain pity. Let's drop our borders/inhibitions/commitment issues, set a date, pick out our china patterns and wed a sexy American liberal.

Don't be left alone. Sign the pledge now.

If you have already signed the pledge, Submit a profile.

If you have already signed the pledge, submitted a profile and still think this site is nifty, Tell us what you think.


CANADIANS: TAKE THE PLEDGE
(Americans click here to get hooked up!)
Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

discouraged Democrat,
reformed Republican,
apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.
In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.


Thank you for your support! With your help, no American will be left behind!
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 11:46 PM
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1. :)
Always knew my relatives in Canada would serve me well someday. :)
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 11:46 PM
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2. Frankly, we need to marry the Canadians and bring them down here
instead of the other way around.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 11:49 PM
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3. Canadians are so cool...
wished my country had policies like that..oh, that's right...I tried to elect Kerry, who would have helped us get there. And I failed. Wished I hadn't.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 11:52 PM
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4. I'll take Compassionate Canadians...
...over Compassionate Conservatives, any day of the week.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 12:00 AM
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5. Canadians have been so welcoming
To any of the questions I've raised. I love you guys.

Where can I see the Canadian wish list? Any older geezers on there? I'm a fun 50. Save me!
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leftyandproud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 08:07 AM
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6. wait a minute? free marijuana?
How does that work?

I wasn't considering a move before, but now...
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