Why, I was changin' my name back when y'all whippersnappers

[short bus president]

was just knee high to a junebug! Started out here as "Gunga Dan" back in the day, when I first found a link to this place on smirkingchimp.com. Then, one night after too much of the moonshine and some still-unresolved hankerin' for fine Texas cuisine, I became "WhataBildeberger." Had some good times under that name. Then Santa Anna's army got wind of my new identity, and I had to change again. Became shortbus, and been me ever since.

Suck it, Santa Anna!

[GOPisEvil]

1. I miss WhataBildeberger...

...it's so...so...New World Order...

[short bus president]

3. Sweetie, you can call me that if you want.

Now get yer scavery ass on a plane and gimme my hot sticky man love, you sexy, sexy bastard!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

4. Hey...I'm going to be on the east coast this weekend...

...but not in NC. You've gotta work for it! :P

[short bus president]

6. You know I'm allergic

to work! And yer gonna be east of the mississippi and you're not even planning to woo me with offerings of copius shiner bocks, even here in the season for 'em? <sniffle> I need to know, GiE - is there someone else?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

7. Damned air marshalls won't let me pack the Shiner.

Bastids!

Someone before you? Pshaw. :P

[short bus president]

10. There's ALWAYS UPS...

And yeah, um, before me, after me, beside me, top or bottom, it really doesn't much matter when it's all coming down to a glorious Scalia-esque orgy, does it?

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'll stick some, uh, hairs on the cans...

...in honor of Scalia's butt-buddy Clarence. :P

[short bus president]

13. Heh. Heh heh.

You said "butt."

:P

[Wickerman]

2. Yeah?

Well, you're better looking with a schoolbus in your sigline.

er..., nevermind.

:7

[short bus president]

5. Really?

'Cause I remember back when the Scoobie Villains got me ALL SORTS of lounge tail...





:P

[Wickerman]

8. Well, yeah, bring in the Mystery Machine

Chicks DIG the Mystery Machine!

[jdots]

9. SAM DIEGO has a nice smell to it

Gunga Dan was short and sweet

[short bus president]

12. I hated losing that one.

Left my job, and had it registered under that work email address, so I could never retrieve the password for it. Sigh.

Everybody always thought it was "ganja dan," though. Which itself is not entirely inappropriate. :smoke:

;-)