I'm considering changing my sexual orientation....

[Misunderestimator]

Should I?

[Wat_Tyler]

1. You seemed to make a perfectly passable lesbian.

IMHO.

[Misunderestimator]

6. Who are you anyway?

:P :bounce: You name changer, you.

[Wat_Tyler]

20. I dunno. I just don't know any more.

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

22. See? And now it looks like you just joined in September.

What were you thinking? :)

[Wat_Tyler]

27. I wasn't thinking.

I try not to. It's bad for the brain.

[short bus president]

2. Is there an amnesty on that?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

3. Well, gosh, I hope so...

'Cause I tried it once before, and it didn't take. :)

[xultar]

4. i'm changing mine to vertical.

[Fenris]

5. See?! James Dobson is right! Homosexuality is just a passing fad!

:P

[TwilightZone]

7. A better question may be...

Can you?

Though, I suspect that's the point, hmm?

As Martina Navratilova once said (I'm paraphrasing), "Do you think that we would choose to be ostracized by society?"

[Misunderestimator]

8. I could try...

But you're right... that's the point. It would be a feeble attempt.

[TwilightZone]

16. At the risk of sounding corny,

You are who you are. Gotta live your life for you, not some other idiots' idea of what or who you should be.

If people don't like it, screw 'em.

[Misunderestimator]

18. Not corny at all...

I am who I am... Yow... Now I have an earworm.

[TwilightZone]

21. Oops, sorry.

;)

Edit: Now, you'll have to post an "I have an earworm. Help!!" thread in the Lounge. Hehe....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Now I have to choose whether to have Ethel Merman or Gloria Gaynor

blasting through my head!

[Misunderestimator]

24. Hahaha... Join me in my personal hell.

[Guy Fawkes]

9. I don't think they do gene therapy for that yet...

[Sapphocrat]

10. Boy, did I read that wrong!

I read it as "sex," not sexual orientation!

[Misunderestimator]

13. LOL!!!!

Too funny. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Well, I was considering changing mine...

but if you do that, then it would be too confusing. Get what I'm saying? ;)

[Misunderestimator]

12. You think it would confuse YOU?

:)

[fishnfla]

14. You may want to check with your SO

Dont do it! All men=jerks!

[Misunderestimator]

15. Well, not all men... And I think my SO might need time to adjust

but she'd still love me :)

[indigobusiness]

17. I KNEW I could turn ya...

It WAS me wasn't it?

[Misunderestimator]

19. Yes, yes, it was... It's that Texan in me, I guess.

:)

[indigobusiness]

28. *****************swoon*******************

(blush) %}

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. But I already calendared it in for 11/28 at 0900!

If you change it again, I'll have to check my calendar.

[Misunderestimator]

26. Hey... that's NOT the same thing...

:silly:

[VOX]

29. Was it my rippling biceps? My equine chest? My three-testicle voice?

Or was it the way I tipped my hat to you when you entered the doorway, as I took a casual puff on my Dunhill shell briar, filling the room with the come-hither masculine aroma of a sensual Turkish and latakia blend?

Whew, what load!

Misunderestimator, you are totally cool and beautiful just the way you ***ARE**!!!!
:loveya: :hug:

[Misunderestimator]

31. Aw... you are so sweet!

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

30. Yeah right! I'm considering growing taller!

:P

[Misunderestimator]

32. Hahaha... And I'm considering growing shorter

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

33. hi, darling

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

34. Hiya, sweetie...

:hi:

[indigobusiness]

35. Awwww hell...

I'm already being two-timed.

[Misunderestimator]

36. Take it from me... there's no competing with a lesbian

:evilgrin:

[indigobusiness]

39. Compete, hell...

I'm talking co-operation.

[Misunderestimator]

41. Ha... Or compromise...

What we're being told we should do...

[indigobusiness]

45. You can never be sure what is, and what is not,

being compromised.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

37. I vote pansexual!

You just gotta find the right pan.

[Misunderestimator]

40. And never never let you forget you're a man...

cause I'm a woman.... :)

(I know you're not a man... just couldn't pass up the lyrics)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

43. I always change it to "Wombat"

Cuz I'm a wombat

W-O-M-B-A-T

A she not a he

(You might also enjoy my rendition of "I Enjoy Being a Squirrel")

:D

[Misunderestimator]

44. LOL

I used to sing that song when I was a kid... "I enjoy being a girl" from ... damn... what was it from? The Boys from Syracuse?

On edit... No it's from "Flower Drum Song"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

46. Flower Drum Song

Nancy Kwan!



I have a CD of Phranc singing it too. Cracks me up.

[Misunderestimator]

47. You beat me to it, I think...

Though, in my defense I remembered it before I saw your post.

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. Good idea. I'll try being on top for a change.

Then, dog style.

[Misunderestimator]

42. That's the spirit...

Gotta have variety.