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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:49 PM
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I just had a confrontation with the Swiss Army
It was ugly. I seriously don't know what to do about this plastic toothpick in my neck and corkscrew wound in my pancreas. Luckily I got the upper hand in the end and now own Switzerland. So fuck off everyone; I'm neutral, baby! The price on Alps rides and white chocolate just went up 350%.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:58 PM
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1. Just make sure that the insurgents
don't give you the "tweezer treatment". From what I hear, it's not pretty. :evilgrin:
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liberalfrombirth Donating Member (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:01 PM
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2. What part is vibrating in your ass?
LOL
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 10:15 PM
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3. It must be the falafel attachment.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 10:42 PM
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4. Would you give a discount on chocolate to girls who give
you kissy faces? :loveya:
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