I know everything about Donald Duck

[Lavender Brown]

Ask me anything :P

[salvorhardin]

1. For the love of god,

why is that duck pantsless!? And will someone get him a speech therapist ASAP!?

[Endangered Specie]

2. Is he still making SHELLS!... MORE SHELLS!

in Nutziland ;)

[pres2032]

3. can you do an impression of donald duck?

[Kire]

4. When is his birthday?

hint, same as mine

[Capn Sunshine]

5. what is it with the three kids who look just like him, progeny of his GF

and they call him "Unca" Donald?
That Disney was such a freak.

[mac56]

6. He never wears pants -

but still wraps himself in a towel when getting out of the shower?

And how come he and his nephews all talk the duck talk, but Uncle Scrooge has a normal voice?

[short bus president]

7. What are his turn-ons?

I mean, not that I have any need to know or anything. It's just hard to get close after the whole restraining order thing...

:P

[Kire]

8. I don't think there are going to be any answers.

damn, I was so looking forward to them

[RushIsRot]

9. When Donald drives...

what's the license number on his car?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. The citizens of Omelet want his address

Don't give it to them!

(WHO here will get this one?)

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Why bother to say that, and then disappear for 7+ hours?

Incredibly rude.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Curse you, woman!

I want my Donald Duck questions answered, and you are not here to answer them! Fie on you!!! *shakes fist*

[Blue-Jay]

13. Why doesn't he wear pants?

Mickey wears pants, but Donald apparently lacks male anatomy.

[MacCovern]

14. When was Donald Duck created?

Or should I say hatched?

[RushIsRot]

15. Kick