Why exactly did Kerry concede again?

[terrya]

Is there going to be any explanation for this?

I'm sick. Literally sick right now.

I never, in my wildest dreams, ever thought I would say this, but...

God Bless America. I don't know what else to say.

[SarahB]

1. Probably the same reason as Gore.

"To put it behind us and heal."
We will never heal. They steal Democracy with those damned machines and we're supposed to heal. Cowering to the media. Fuck this.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. My guess.

*RRRRING*
(Click)
John Kerry: Hello, this is John Kerry.
Muffled Voice: If you want your children to stay alive, concede in the next 30 minutes. We'll be watching the TV.
JK: WHO THE HELL IS...
MV: You won't be able to trace this call. Think fast, ketchup boy.
(Click)

No, this is not a joke. I am serious.

[bif]

3. Sad times.