The Heart of the Country of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Heck, yes, it's easy to remember. It's just like Oreo, it has four letters and two of them are 'O's' at either end with the cream in the center, so it's like in the middle of the country . . . and stuff . . . Right?"

[greyfox]

1. Lord help him....

he looks so retarded here.
While saying :
"My mama says ya never know what chure gonna git in a box of oreos...er..Ohioians...er... what wuz it, mama?"

[madmom]

2. what's round on both ends and hi in the middle?....

old elementary school joke!

[aden_nak]

5. A fat stoner?

[frylock]

7. rush limbaugh..

heh-heh.

[Chiyo-chichi]

3. Just been waiting for half a reason to post this:

My kids & I play this song everytime we approach the Ohio border from Indiana.



"Ohio"
by Brak

Tell my uncle tell my aunts
I got my teeth in nice and straight
Chicken nuggets in my pants
I'm on my way to the buckgrass state!
O-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, high in the middle
O-hi-o-hi-o
O-hi-o-hi-o (O how hi I o)

Left my home in Timbucthree
With my banjo on my knee
Look at me I'm Sandra D
On your way to Ohio
O-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, high in the middle
Here's a riddle what's round on the end and high in the middle?
Oh it's um...Switzerland?
No it's O-hi-o-hi-o! (Oh how hi I o)

Up in Cincinnati-a, there's a gal named Clareibell
If she knew I's on my way, I'm pretty sure she'd run like....
HELLO Cleveland
Hello Toledo
Hello Columbus (Bonjourno Braka!)
Oh-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, hi in the middle
Here's a riddle what's round on the end and hi in the middle?
Oh I know this, it's...
NO! It's O-hi-o-hi-o! Stupid, stupid dummy!

[Crankie Avalon]

4. Hey, Ohio! Love coming ta visit y'all and gitting me some o' that...

...cheese of yers. What? No cheese? Corn, then. Wrong place? Howzabout cheesesteaks? Chili? Sh!t. Karl, what the hell are these people famous fer, again???

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Trying to avoid Jenna's "Iowa State" fiasco, I suspect n/t

[auburngrad82]

8. Dude, I am soooo stoned! n/t

[BurtWorm]

9. "Whenever I see that word it makes me think of that great musical

by Mr. Rogers and Ludwig Bernstein. Oooooooooooooooooooooooo-...shit, I forgot the words."