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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:48 PM
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Oh Jesus™ - please hear and answer me!
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:48 PM
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1. Yes my child?
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:49 PM
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4. Why do they hate Bush, Lord?
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:49 PM
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5. Because he's an evil evil man, my son
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:50 PM
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6. But I thought you talk to him?
Thats what he said
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Jesus_tm Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:51 PM
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8. Oh, someone's talking to him, my dear child...
But it ain't me :evilgrin:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:51 PM
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9. Hey, JC (tm).... Have you read this book?
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:48 PM
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2. Come on over here, Josh.
I'll have you crying out for Jesus soon enough!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:56 PM
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19. I don't know why he keeps ignoring you, pager!
:shrug:
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 03:12 PM
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20. Story of my life
<heavy pagersigh>
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:49 PM
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3. Yyyyyyeeeeeesssssssss???? Nt
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:50 PM
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7. Go forth with glowing nipples, my son!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:52 PM
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10. Now that's some fucked up shit!
:crazy:
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:56 PM
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11. wha.. wha the heck?
Christian powerlifters... jesus with three posts... what.. is.. going... on...
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:58 PM
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12. "So- who has two computers on their desk."
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:01 PM
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14. I don't know
:shrug:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:03 PM
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16. tough one-could have more than 1 browser
I've been known to do that. I had 5 alter egos signed on at once-with room for 3 more! not here though. And two of them would have had to have been signed on to IE, so actually, there was only room for one more.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 01:58 PM
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13. He couldn't be plain old Jesus
because He was tombstoned.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:01 PM
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15. Seems to be Jesus™ a subsidiary of Citicorp
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:03 PM
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17. It figures
Isn't everyone? :eyes:
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 02:55 PM
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18. Question: How do you get your nipples to blink like that?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 11:15 AM
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21. I love this place SO FUCKING much!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 11:18 AM
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22. Check out the nipples on this guy --


I'll give you three guesses who did this!
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